SWEET PORRIDGE Based on the Brothers Grimm tale
Take it! We were told to give this to a good person.
- That's right, we don't use it. - We don't even eat porridge.
Little pot, cook!
Little pot, cook not!
Oh, it's cold!
Warmer!
How inhumanly tasty!
[Carl Hagenbuck's Sausages]
Atchee!
- Ooh! - Can you imagine, one need only say
"Little pot, cook!", and it'll cook
the world's most wonderful porridge! - How about sausage?
Can it make sterziferbat sausage?
No! Only porridge.
But it makes so much that it can be used to feed
everyone in the world! - I'll trade you three sausage bundles
and a quarter of a ham!
Is it really possible to feed everyone in the world with that?
Excuse me, Mr. Karl, I'm off to gather the guests.
Aren't you forgetting about your fourth cousin?
The one who lives beyond that wood?
Oh! I'll start with him!
Oh, but it's going to be hard for you to run with that.
Oh, what a kind heart you have!
Run, run!
Little pot, cook!
Carl Hagenbuck's porridge!
The amazing Hagenbuck porridge!
For all tastes, for all needs!
With butter, with cottage cheese, With pineapple, with candied fruit!
With whatever you want!
Mr. Hagenbuck!
Would you give me one bowl of porridge on loan?
No, no! No-no-no! On loan? Never!
Samples for the Duke of Sturzeferbat!
With lamb fat and orchid petals.
For the Duke himself! With lamb fat!
And also with petals!
Cook more, lazybones! More!
Oh!
Hey, you! Don't anyone dare come near my porridge
without paying one... at least one...
...for each spoon!
I see you, I see you! 17 spoons! 18!
Hey, you! Don't eat with a pot!
I'll have everything accounted for!
Desist! Stop! I command you!
Cut it out! Stop already!
With candied fruits! With nuts! With raisins! With vanilla!
With raspberry cream! Oh!
One needs to say: "Little pot, cook not! Little pot, cook not!"
Little pot, cook not!
- For papa! - For mama! - For us!
What are you hauling in?
Grain! Pearl groats, semolina, millet!
Ha-ha-ha! Get out of here!
Come back in three years or so!
THE END translation by Niffiwan